Mon
Feb
16
Romance
- I received a very disturbing series of texts today from a classmate in my newspaper production class. He called earlier asking if he could call me later to ask questions about his schoolwork.
- ...Why didn't he just ask me?
- Seriously. This guy doesn't even know how to use Word. I'm not even kidding, it was painful.
- Him: "I will call you as soon i be ready for you, elise."
- Me: "Alrighty, sounds good."
- Him: "Yup. Don't u got a camera phone, because i do i just need help using it can u please help me i surrender."
- Me: "Yes, I do. Do you know how to get to the camera function on yours?"
- Him: "Yes i do i will send you a picture of me with my shirt off you will like it ok elise."
- Me: "Uhhhh, wait, what? My phone can't accept pictures in text messages."
- Him: "I didnt no that is it still good to help me with my work at school."
- Me: "I'm sorry, I'm getting pretty confused. You're going to send me a shirtless picture of youself to test your camera?"
- Him: "No i was just seeing if my phone was working."
- Me: "Well alrighty then."
- Him: "When its good to out to oakland to meet with you elise"
- Me: "Well honestly, I'm going to be away from my house until late Monday night. So we might as well meet face-to-face in class."
- Him: "Ok maybe next time i can come over ya place like when you be there i will keep you company."
- Me: "Mrm, that's nice of you, but I really do work better alone, and frankly between work and school I never know when is a good time for company."
- Him: "Thats good you got me wide open ready to exhale."
- Me: "...I'm going to be honest and say I'm feeling uncomfortable right now."
- Him: "Just conversation elise."
- Me: "Okay then."
- Him: "I will need our help with my school work and with you."
- Me: "I will help you with your schoolwork, sure."
- Him: "Is everything ok is anyone with you right now."
- Me: "...my family?"
- Him: "Yes i do i will send you a picture of me with my shirt off you will like it ok elise."
- Me: "[name], I don't know why you sent me the same message, but I am not interested in you that way; I'm already in a relationship. Do you have a question about your schoolwork?"
- Him: "I see you at school than elise theres no school monday so i see you wednesday than."
- Me: "Alright, sounds fine."
- ...what just happened.
